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The community at social news site digg.com has been ruthless with their coverage and criticism of John McCain during the presidential race. Most recently, they bombarded a poll question on Bill O’Reilly’s website asking viewers to grade McCain’s campaign … as a result of Digg, he got an F. We can only imagine how he feels.

iPoopdaily.com suspects his temper may be partly due to a lack of fiber in his diet and the great sense of doodie that burdens him.

Looks constipated for sure

Barack O’bummer is becoming more and more fluid in his expressions - he’s often caught shifting in his stool when he has to face supporters who are disappointed in his changing stances on FISA, ending the war and public campaign finance. But really … who actually thought he was a man of solid substance?

Barack O'Boring

I love those “websties” made by Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit’s son who just took a course in internet word wild web design. “He’s such an excrement student, isn’t he honey?”

Click the image below to see a steaming hot example of this phenomenon.

Welcome to my webstie

Financial instipootions … I shit em! This is for Ben Stein and all the other geniuses who recommended Merrill Lynch during this financial meltdown.

Bullish(it)

Vile sample

Shit’s bad right now, and Colon wants to rectify the passed. In a recent interview he said, “It would really take a load off, if people could just see me as regular guy again. Had I known the way things would ultimately come out, I probably would have paid more attention to my constitution.” A noticeably irritable Powell went on to explain, “I simply did not take enough time to digest, and those around me were pushing and pushing. They just needed me give them an enem–” He paused for a moment … “I believe I’ve now learned to better judge the fiber of men and whether or not they’re backed up with hard facts.”

Sorry we haven’t posted in a while, butt we’ve had a bit of a writer’s blockage. We’ll try to be more regular from now on.

Trying to make comedy humors using not word, but musics.

3 musical jokes

I saw this ad on a poopular blog:

If you feel the need to click it … let me save you some time. This is what your soul looks like:

Once presidential hopeful, Rudolph Giuliani, pulls out due to his sagging poll. The question is, will he now get behind John McCain or try to come from the rear? His campaign started to drag and did not bare any fruit … or did it?

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