Watching the Grammys with closed captioning on is a must! Oh my my my my gosh these lyrics are excrement! Click for large size (RECOMMENDED)

Who does this crap? Does no one give a shit about the stinkin environment? The community outreacher responsible for this note is doing the park a solid.

They say it’s a dog’s life… well this bitch don’t mess around when it comes to chillaxin… Lulu is more human than a lot of people we know.

Yo dawg, I heard you really like memes, so we put a bunch of memes in your dashboard. I like turtles. Don’t click the image below, It’s a trap.

It’s getting hard to be successful blogger these days – competition is stiff, so nothing gets bloggers pumped more than seeing their stats grow. Make sure your blog server is healthy enough for heavy activity. If your happenis lasts longer than four days please consult a doctor.

Coco Chanel’s new fragrance, CHANEL Nº2 uses real “eau de la toilette” giving it a mysterious bouquet, filling the room in that distinkt European way.

Googoo Gaga’s album plops summer 2010 along with her new line of huggies. The single ‘Poopoo Face’ smells like a hit!

A lot of his sponsors have been dropping him following the scandal, but fortunately, his biggest one, Nike, is sticking up for Tiger Wood.

Today’s secret ingredient is… FRENCH POODRE! Optional: add crushed red chili, butt iPD recommends freezing the TP overnight if you do. Video:

Imagine if these iconic figures had given into the kind of corporate sponsorship that we see so often today. Click the thumbnails to view the photo set.