Plop plop Whether it’s with his daily 4hr radio show, hosting American Idol, anchoring E! News or producing multiple TV shows, Ryan Seacrest is constantly squeezing out golden nuggets, making everyone else, including iPD, feel like shit for not being more productive. We imagine small regular meals (maybe 6-8 a day) is the only way [...]
Shit’s bad right now, and Colon wants to rectify the passed. In a recent interview he said, “It would really take a load off, if people could just see me as regular guy again. Had I known the way things would ultimately come out, I probably would have paid more attention to my constitution.” A [...]
I love those “websties” made by Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit’s son who just took a course in internet word wild web design. “He’s such an excrement student, isn’t he honey?” Click the image below to see a steaming hot example of this phenomenon.
Barack O’bummer is becoming more and more fluid in his expressions – he’s often caught shifting in his stool when he has to face supporters who are disappointed in his changing stances on FISA, ending the war and public campaign finance. But really … who actually thought he was a man of solid substance?
I saw this ad on a poopular blog: If you feel the need to click it … let me save you some time. This is what your soul looks like:
We all know that Web 2.0 (whatever that means) is great – where would Anderson Pooper be without the wonders of the bLOGosphere/video sharing sites etc? There are loads of things however, that are not better in 2.0: George Bush: 2.0 Iraq War: 2.0 B.A.C: 2.0 I.Q: 2.0 GPA: 2.0 Kanye West
Sheeeeeeeeit. It occured to me last night, while I flushed after a midnight poo that The Wire really is better than any other piece of motion picture media ever – movie, TV show, documentary … you name it. If you’ve never seen it, rent the 1st 4 seasons on DVD and start DVR-ing the 5th [...]