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Whether it’s with his daily 4hr radio show, hosting American Idol, anchoring E! News or producing multiple TV shows, Ryan Seacrest is constantly squeezing out golden nuggets, making everyone else, including iPD, feel like shit for not being more productive. We imagine small regular meals (maybe 6-8 a day) is the only way he’s able to keep his metabolism so fast and his hole operation so tight.

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Vile sample

Shit’s bad right now, and Colon wants to rectify the passed. In a recent interview he said, “It would really take a load off, if people could just see me as regular guy again. Had I known the way things would ultimately come out, I probably would have paid more attention to my constitution.” A noticeably irritable Powell went on to explain, “I simply did not take enough time to digest, and those around me were pushing and pushing. They just needed me give them an enem–” He paused for a moment … “I believe I’ve now learned to better judge the fiber of men and whether or not they’re backed up with hard facts.”

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Click the image below to see a steaming hot example of this phenomenon.

Welcome to my webstie

Welcome to my webstie

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O'Bummer

Barack O'Boring

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Google Ad

If you feel the need to click it … let me save you some time. This is what your soul looks like:

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There are loads of things however, that are not better in 2.0:

  • George Bush: 2.0
  • Iraq War: 2.0
  • B.A.C: 2.0
  • I.Q: 2.0
  • GPA: 2.0
  • Kanye West
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If you’ve never seen it, rent the 1st 4 seasons on DVD and start DVR-ing the 5th now.

The Wire @ HBO.com

Regularly yours,

iPoopDaily

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* source: My ass.

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