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Vroooooom! Now can we play war?

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Vroooom!

Some say Reddit sucks digg for stories.
Reddit’s gonna get pissed.

Why can’t social news sites just get along?

For those who don’t get it, check out digg and reddit … they’re sort of rivals.

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I do like money though.

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How come he gets horsies?

I got this in the mail today from AIG … seriously. If you don’t think this is funny perhaps you need a blood test to check for an irony deficiency.

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Economy in the toilet

Barack O’bummer is becoming more and more fluid in his expressions - he’s often caught shifting in his stool when he has to face supporters who are disappointed in his changing stances on FISA, ending the war and public campaign finance. But really … who actually thought he was a man of solid substance?

Barack O'Boring

I love those “websties” made by Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit’s son who just took a course in internet word wild web design. “He’s such an excrement student, isn’t he honey?”

Click the image below to see a steaming hot example of this phenomenon.

Welcome to my webstie

Financial instipootions … I shit em! This is for Ben Stein and all the other geniuses who recommended Merrill Lynch during this financial meltdown.

Bullish(it)

Vile sample

Shit’s bad right now, and Colon wants to rectify the passed. In a recent interview he said, “It would really take a load off, if people could just see me as regular guy again. Had I known the way things would ultimately come out, I probably would have paid more attention to my constitution.” A noticeably irritable Powell went on to explain, “I simply did not take enough time to digest, and those around me were pushing and pushing. They just needed me give them an enem–” He paused for a moment … “I believe I’ve now learned to better judge the fiber of men and whether or not they’re backed up with hard facts.”