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What sound does a truck make George?

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:14:10 +0000

Vroooooom! Now can we play war?

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Vroooom!

Suck my DIGG

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:50:19 +0000

Some say Reddit sucks digg for stories.
Reddit’s gonna get pissed.

Why can't social news sites just get along?

For those who don’t get it, check out digg and reddit … they’re sort of rivals.

Federal Reservations

admin — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:28:34 +0000

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I do like money though.

Bush vs. Putin: How come he gets horsies?

admin — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:07:22 +0000

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How come he gets horsies?

Is your NestAIG secure?

admin — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:59:56 +0000

I got this in the mail today from AIG … seriously. If you don’t think this is funny perhaps you need a blood test to check for an irony deficiency.

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Economy in the toilet

Working it out

admin — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:00:09 +0000

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Whether it’s with his daily 4hr radio show, hosting American Idol, anchoring E! News or producing multiple TV shows, Ryan Seacrest is constantly squeezing out golden nuggets, making everyone else, including iPD, feel like shit for not being more productive. We imagine small regular meals (maybe 6-8 a day) is the only way he’s able to keep his metabolism so fast and his hole operation so tight.

Notional Insecurity

admin — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:25:00 +0000

Barack O’bummer is becoming more and more fluid in his expressions - he’s often caught shifting in his stool when he has to face supporters who are disappointed in his changing stances on FISA, ending the war and public campaign finance. But really … who actually thought he was a man of solid substance?

Barack O'Boring

Welcome to my webstie…

admin — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:37:53 +0000

I love those “websties” made by Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit’s son who just took a course in internet word wild web design. “He’s such an excrement student, isn’t he honey?”

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Welcome to my webstie

Merrill Lynch: Bullish(it) on the Future

admin — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:31:27 +0000

Financial instipootions … I shit em! This is for Ben Stein and all the other geniuses who recommended Merrill Lynch during this financial meltdown.

Bullish(it)

Colon Powell Movement

admin — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:22:01 +0000

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Shit’s bad right now, and Colon wants to rectify the passed. In a recent interview he said, “It would really take a load off, if people could just see me as regular guy again. Had I known the way things would ultimately come out, I probably would have paid more attention to my constitution.” A noticeably irritable Powell went on to explain, “I simply did not take enough time to digest, and those around me were pushing and pushing. They just needed me give them an enem–” He paused for a moment … “I believe I’ve now learned to better judge the fiber of men and whether or not they’re backed up with hard facts.”