BREAKING:  Not heard in the original broadcast, this uncut footage tells the whole story. Known for not shifting with political winds, always cutting to the cheese, and ripping a new one for those around her, Jan Brewer doesn’t fail to deliver in this debate where she blasts her opposition.

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So you’ve been eDating for a while, and things are going great. You think you’re ready to meet in real life, when… well… this is how NOT to get girls on the interweb.